Damn damn damn Its been awhile - I've forgotten my duty to post a monkey.. So Here is you End of June Monkey..

this is life; fun, exciting, daring and dangerous. If you stop being daring you will just wither on the vine and die. Now to some there will be various degrees of daring. For some it will be losing some extra weight, for others it will be riding a great white. I have a fear. It is to die forgotten. I believe that will not happen. I have had fun in my life and have lived most of it with gusto. I have danced on Elvis' grave , danced on stage with a blues band, danced at a gay bar , and eaten a 4 pound burger. There are many more adventures in front of me that are waiting. I know there are many adventures left for you as will. Live big.

joker 1.... I saw the new batman movie and I loved it. The story was solid and writing was sopt on. I know they signed for 3 movies. They may do a new Joker movie. I dont know what scares me more Joker 1 (which may be played by sean penn) or joker 2 in the new animated series. What do you think?? na na na na na bat man......

joker 2

Somthing weird happened a few nights ago to me. I was in the state between drean and waking. Probally closer to dream , when I saw it. It was a face that was inches awayfrom mine. Dark and twisted. I yelled and took a swing at it. I punched that lamp that sits next to me. - My wife was drinking water at the same time heard me scream (like a girls she says) the the crash of the lamp. What wrong she yelled at me. I was still dreaming and now waking. I could not tell her because I really didnt know. My heart was pounding. Maybe I need better sleep or less zombie movies before I go to bed. WHat do you think??

Blog blog blog.....

Well hello and re welcome to my blog. This my a blog that I tend to use for a day to day posting on things that are in my head ((And monkeys!!)). I have talked to a friend of mine from time to time and she asked me "Why dont you write some of your drunk stories down.... You could sell it as a book." --- Well I took her advice. The new blog What the hell was I thinking I am doing just that and adding some stories from my childhood that helped mold me today. Some will be sad, funny and horrible , but they will be real. Think of it as a Napoleon Dynamite series of stories and mis adventures. The quick link is under the question mark. The dirty stuff is under lock and key.

Id love to see other creepy lego sets....

Happy Flag day every body

Dear god.......... I'm so in lust with her. I would kill to see her as Wonder Woman in the new film. Its being done by the same writer of the Buffy series.

I was awakened by my boys on Sunday. It was early for my 7 am. I knew they had been up for a while now. My Own Father was on his was over to help install a new electrical outet in the garage. My oldest son gave me a box and said "Happy Fathers day, daddy." In the box was my first tie (Fathers day tie) . It was a mint green. I smiled and said I loved it. ..... Hmm Mint Green.

One of the few movies that makes me tear up...... If your dads still here stop and call him, if hes not stop and think a good thought about him. Happy Fathers day everyone.

She can tie me up with the golden lasso any time........

sleep

I have been having trouble sleeping for the past few months now. My shoulders hurt. They've been hurting for a few months now , but only at night. IN the day time the are sore but the pain is a lot less. The pain makes it hard to retuen to sleep when I wake up. Also my youngest son (almost 2 now) has been waking up at 4-5 am. Normally he wakes up at 8 am bu tthis whole 4/5am thing is driving me batty. He is a climber. He can now climb out of his crib , on the counters , can push his chair to open the kitchen drawers to grab knives, can climb the tree house out back. ........ Sorry if this is just a rambling note. Im tired and cant quite go to sleep. My job depends on me being pleasent to folks who come in to buy a car. Normally I am quite nice , but the past few days its been a mask I put on when I get to work.

This one photo used to scare the shit ouit of me When Creature Feature started. At the same time I could not wait for all the creepy scary movies about to start -

Unless you grew up in Chicago this will mean nothing to you. For some reason he's been on my mind. The sone of Svengoolie. Hes a Horror show Tv host on the city of Chicago since the 70's. I think That my kids will not have any one to relate to like this. I loved Creature feature even more. Such a creepy start to the show.

This is why I do not trust monkeys.......... That and because they also have thumbs , like us.

Tuesday monkey

I know Ive only been back to work for 1 day. Its actually been ok. The pressures seems to be gone. The rest of the week is going to be long, but that will be ok too.

post vacation monkey

The old city walls the defend the City of old San Juan.

Assorted cannons

White Church

Small Chapel

Streets of Old San Juan

El Moro.

I'm back.....

The next few shots are photos from my vacation from PR. I will write a post later, enjoy these for now. -- Missed ya all.



Fort San Cristobol

bright colored streets in Old San Juan

Old Chapel on the Old City Walls built in 1753.

HUGE radio telescope. *LINK* The Road maps is a joke. Once you get off the main road the seconddary road is like a roller coster ;twists , turns, bumps, chickens and dogs in the road. - Half the fun was the drive there.

A cold Blue Moon...

Beers,Shrimp and a game of darts.... Sound good to me too.

I'll be gone for a few days so here's your monkey to start the week off right.

Sexy Geek

How the Hell did I miss these two in Episode three. Give Lucas the damn Oscar....... *wink*

Sexy Geek 2

((Crossing fingers)) Clone troopers riiiiight??

Root of all Evil

ok one more for sunday. Now often I have called my self the Root of all Evil. Those who know me will not disagree. Buy today I found some funny tidbits .... Watch these and enjoy Trees. A Jaws Parody. one more for you .... THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL ... the movie

Laz.......aw never mind.

This is actually one of the best Sundays that I have had in awhile. Eveyone is gone (for the moment), I started my vacation last night at 9:20 pm, I dont have to go to work for a little over a week (unless I get bored and want to go back), I leave to Peurto Rico tomorrow morning (already have rum drinks in mind!!), Its almost noon and Im still in my sleep shorts and having a lazy day. I think im going to take a nap now....Yawn.

damn quiz

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Ganesha

A true beauty sent me this lil picture. She said it reminded her of a tattoo. - Its funny I have a small B/W picture of her tattoo at work posted on the side of my monitor. I am itching to get another one. I have the artist picked out. The design is still kinda up in the air, but thats ok too. Gives me time to think... Do you have any tattoos ? What do they mean to you? - Just asking .

Hey - N/A .... Just for you...... enjoy.

Cat

Dont get me wrong, I do enjoy the cat we have. We have an understanding with each other-- You stay out of my way - I'll stay out of yours. He's a black cat that somtimes freeks me out. It can be 2 am I'll come home from a beer or two with the boys and He (the cat) will be sitting at the door looking at me. The stupid dog does not even do that when I come home. If any thing I think its a mutual respect of evil that we may share.