OK here we go. Here's part of my day today ;
11am take customer for test drive 2miles from work. Homo does not buy car.
1105am pass white van surrounded by 6 squads w/ several cops w/ shot guns drawn and one squad on a hill w/ rifle pointed at van. ???? WTF ???
1115 get back from drive, still try to sell car (thats my job people)
1120 tell the manager about the squads and shotguns.
1140 police call in and lock down the location no traffic on Ferry rd in or out. They ask us to keep everybody inside as one gun man got away >every body is locked in including customers. The bank on the corner was held up. SWAT team, dog teams
2pm stand off over now open for business. Like a jail ....lol "I'm not lock in here with you...Your locked in here with ME!!!" .
3 pm lunch as if nothing happened.....mmmm lunch. The maganger of the place bought us lock down pizza after the ordeal beacuse most of us missed lunch.
Thats my day folks When the link comes to the story I'll post it.
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Last night I went to dinner with a friend and I used my evil jedi mind powers to score free beer. The Micro brewery also sell growlers of beer , thats about 1/2 gallon. After dinner I told the waiter that I brought a growler from a different brew pub and refused to pay for another glass bottle from this place. He scurried off to the manager and asked if I could fill their competitors bottle there. Very quickly he came back and said no , but they will buy me a filled growler if I did not bring that bottle in. Mmm mmm free dunkle weizen (dark weiss, delicious). "These are not the droids you seek...." The evil part is that I never brought the other growler .... ((evil laugh)) ha ha ha ha ....
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