A few weeks ago I sold a car to an older lady and she had such a fun time. At the end she gave me 8 of the "Left Behind" series of books. I started reading the first one in the internet office today. In that office I sit and baby sit the phones and answer email. One on my co workers is working next to me and smikrs at the book. I ask her why?? She responds about the Rapture and leaving all behind is a modern itea and she has a master in theology. Blah blah blagh. I talk to her for a second and ask her to keep out of my book and I would like it to be a little more quiet in the office so I can read. She then goes off on how I need it quiet. I stop and ask about her Masters degree in theology. I pause and simply unload both barrels... Wow it does you a lot off good here shagging cars. Me and Chris (another co workers) have NO degrees between us and sell twice as many cars as you. Good luck with that degree. .... At this point she is fuming at me and at herself on how much of a bitch she sounded like. I've trumped her before once when she was trying to sound intelligent about wines and beers.... bad mistake. It sounded like she just watched "sideways" and wanted to sound snooty. I used to sell wines for a living and buy them wholesale for a store or two. And yes I an a BIG beer geek....
--Stay out of my business about religion. You may have a masteres in Thelogy but no spirit in your heart. I have no heart.
--Stay out of my business about beer or wine unless you are buying me a round. Then you have until I finish my beer to impress me about that particular beer. ....End Rant.
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