Tuesday, April 12, 2011

I hate spiders



... Im a big boy and have no issue killing them in my house. Outside there on their own. Yesterday I had a real bad run in with one.... I was about to shower and I stripped down bare assed naked (sorry about the visiual)  and I needed to pee. So instead of you folks who pee in the shower I went in the can .. So I'm naked , junk in hand and pee-ing.. I suddenly fely somthing crawling on my ass. I knew it was a spider. I started slapping my rear first with the right hand then with the left .... at the same time I had let go of my junk and pee was going everywhere. Like a firehose out of control. I hate spiders... I stood there laughing like I was insane after it all happened. I just did not believe it happened... I just stopped and grabbed towels and Mr. clean and proceeded to now clean my bathroom.. I hate spiders... Happy monday to all

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