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Warrenville bank robber escapes

By Harry Hitzeman Daily Herald Staff Writer
Posted 3/11/2005

LaSalle Bank in Warrenville was robbed Thursday morning by a lone gunman who drove away and then abandoned his car, authorities said.

"No one was injured. No shots were fired," said FBI spokeswoman Cynthia Yates. "He's not in custody right now."

The crime occurred about 11:30 a.m. when a man wearing a ski mask walked into the lobby brandishing a handgun and announcing the robbery, Yates said. He was described as being 5 foot 6 or 5 foot 7 and dressed from head to toe in black and dark blue.

After taking an undisclosed sum, the man got into a car and drove off from the bank at the northwest corner of Route 59 and Ferry Road, near the Naperville border.
(thats 2 blocks from where I work!!!))
The car was found about a mile away. Yates declined to release the exact location or make and model.
(( I saw it - 1999 or 2000 WHite grand caravan ))
Because the man was clad in all dark clothing, investigators were "not even sure what his race or ethnicity is," Yates added.

Warrenville Police Chief Bob LaDeur referred all questions to the FBI.

As of mid-afternoon, bank patrons were still being turned away. The building had a note on the front door, saying it was "temporarily closed" because of an "emergency situation."

Bank officials declined to comment, and the branch's telephone message said the bank couldn't be contacted "due to unforeseen circumstances."

Business owners in the 4M Plaza and Office Center, where the one-story bank is located, said at least 10 police cars responded, including units from Winfield and West Chicago.

The 5,200-square-foot branch opened in October 2004, according to the company's Web site.

Lockdown and free beers....

OK here we go. Here's part of my day today ;

11am take customer for test drive 2miles from work. Homo does not buy car.

1105am pass white van surrounded by 6 squads w/ several cops w/ shot guns drawn and one squad on a hill w/ rifle pointed at van. ???? WTF ???

1115 get back from drive, still try to sell car (thats my job people)

1120 tell the manager about the squads and shotguns.

1140 police call in and lock down the location no traffic on Ferry rd in or out. They ask us to keep everybody inside as one gun man got away >every body is locked in including customers. The bank on the corner was held up. SWAT team, dog teams
2pm stand off over now open for business. Like a jail ....lol "I'm not lock in here with you...Your locked in here with ME!!!" .

3 pm lunch as if nothing happened.....mmmm lunch. The maganger of the place bought us lock down pizza after the ordeal beacuse most of us missed lunch.

Thats my day folks When the link comes to the story I'll post it.
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Last night I went to dinner with a friend and I used my evil jedi mind powers to score free beer. The Micro brewery also sell growlers of beer , thats about 1/2 gallon. After dinner I told the waiter that I brought a growler from a different brew pub and refused to pay for another glass bottle from this place. He scurried off to the manager and asked if I could fill their competitors bottle there. Very quickly he came back and said no , but they will buy me a filled growler if I did not bring that bottle in. Mmm mmm free dunkle weizen (dark weiss, delicious). "These are not the droids you seek...." The evil part is that I never brought the other growler .... ((evil laugh)) ha ha ha ha ....

Role to fill

Well I had to live up to my role as big brother today. My sisters ex , her sons father.(I will not say baby daddy) Went to jail last thursday. He was tagged for a DUI, how ever it was not his first. The goon had not taken care of his licence or insurance from the last time. And and and he had a fuckin warrent for arrest from the next country over. In the course of the last few days my sisier had found out that he has a cocaine problem. he has been going to work on and off the last three month and also had not paid his rent and was being evicted this month. He had kept all of this hidden from he. (They do not live together). Now I'll call him Fred. Freds brother was pissed as well and we all hope that he does a lil time to try to straighten his ass out also we hope that he does seek drug threapy too.We think he may do 6 mos to 1 yr . Kinda doubt it but I think 6 is probally right. He is a super nice guy and I actually do like him. Now back to the story. I went to Freds apt today to help my sisiet pack his things away and to toss what we thing was not worth taking. We packed up a truck and met his brother at a self storage place. Freds brother signed up for a rental spot and we unloaded what stuff that was worth taking. My nephew is a great kid I love him to death , now Im kinda scared for him. Not physicaly Fred would not do anything to harm any one , what Im worried about is life with or with out dad. Well Im a good brother (my sister told me that today) , Im trying also to be a good Uncle to my nephew. I will also try to be a good friend to Fred once he gets his shit in order. Its funny how many rolls you fill in your life. Most you know about some you don't even realize that you are somthing to some one else. -- Peace.

New monkey

I want to say "thank you" to the people who sent me a monkey. *Hugs* now this blog will proceed as normal.  

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Monkey for monday

eeek eeeek , Im running out of monkey!Not money or any thing like that I said MONKEY!!! Im starting to run out of pictures of cool monkies. Who would have thought the day would come so soon. Now there are many many scientific pictures out there, but if you've been reading I usually dont post those. If you can just email me a few. You know how to reach me ......

Its your weekend monkey....  

Ride em cowgirl..... 

Now I've read the comics for Sin City. I have always loved Frank Millars work in every thing he has dome. From Daredevil to Ronin to the Dark knight returns. His style has always been awesome. Actually Robocop 2 was his too. Im not sure how well this movie will translate to the screen but Im crossing my fingers. As for Jessica Alba meow wow.... She also in another comic book movie this year the Fantastic four. It looks like there should be some fun movies coming out this year for spring/ summer. Im a geek for these things. Maybe its the popcorn and candy maybe its the magic of the big screen. I don't quite know. Even the $3.00 show at the second run movie house has been fun for me. I think the best movie memory for me is watching Star Wars for the first time with my friend Ron. My god I think I was all of 7 or 8 ?? The other moment comes to mind is the drive in. I remember my dad having a beer and watching some disaster flick at a drive in in the suburbs that no longer exists. What your fav movie moment?? -- night all

hillbilly jesus

I have just ended a email string with an old friend from high school. I have not seen this friend in 20 years , not he is praying for me because I have offended god. Please just fuck off. If I want prayers Ill go back to church on sundays. I guess he went to bible school and is not some half assed lay preacher or freak like that. I guess I should go back and say this started on a simple email string that his brother sent out on w be good now type of email. He responded back with THE TRUTH. blah blah blah . Jew are going to hell and muslims too etc gays and such.. I was so F'en pissed that I called him a hillbilly back wood fucker. He wrote back the he knows who I am. In stead of I remember you . He called me out. Now I have to show him what he fears in the dark.....

ITS A COOK BOOK.........

One of my favorite episodes.....