Prayers...

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen.

Tortuga...

mmm tortuga......... Translation : My man does not need to eat turtle eggs to me Macho. Turtle eggs are not an aphrodiesac (sp?) .

I helped a friend move yesterday. Came home an took a nap.. that was nice. teh dog jumped in to bed at my feet and passed out. Woke up took an after noon shower and just chilled. It was in essence a lazy Sunday. Now I have go back to the dailey grind of working... boo hoo. - BTW picture has npthing to do with anything I just liked the way the flames looked.

Yup....

Been there ... done that.....

Gas wars....

Why does it feel like this when I go out to get gas? Mind you I drive a fairly efficeint car (a totota avalon ) 21c/30h. The Jeep is a little rougher 13/17h ((21 with my K and N filter)). Every two days I go out to check the tire pressure. Monthly I check the air filter and every week I check all the fluids. So I know my cars run top notch... But $60 fill up ? Come on its just not right. I know Im bitching and actually just blowing off steam. I also sell cars and I see these knuckle heads buying Hummers and big trucks as fashion plates. In less then 1 year they will come back crying and trying to sell their truck that no one wants to buy. ... A ford Excursion 44 gallon tank. At 2.80 / gal that equals ... about $123 per fill up and thats at about 10mpg...Arrrg lets get out of Iraq - lets watch China like a hawk (with a free market ((soon)) we will have another 500,000,000 drivers (China 1.2 billion people !!) So the need for gas will climb much much higher. I see $3.00 by 9/30......

the line and the dot...

This is a photoshopped photo. The cartoon that inspired this I Soooo loved. The music and the look and feel to this. Many times I have felt like the line that quite hasn't learned its true form.

Deafula.....

In english and in American sign language.....**LINKY**

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