Home again home again jiggity jig.....

Well I'm home. The flight was another of Dante's circle of hell, its the circle where you stil next to a fat man in a small plane and all he does is move around. I get to the plane at Wichita go through security and get to my seat. i nthe seat next to me is a large , old techno nerd w/ his lap top out. I hear him say "Oh great" as I sit down. Now I am thugged out at this point , full biker lesther , combat boots an AAss brewery black hat and wearing a dark shirt. I hit down buckle in and start to sleep. Now I stand 6'1 and weigh about 270. Not a small man. We are on top of each other. This flight is about an hour 20 min. During the first half he is figgiting with papers in a bag the lap top , writing emails and going through more papers. The stewartess comes buy and he asks for a drink. We dont even have roomo to drop the tray. Im trying my best just to sleep. I'm going home. Finally I just say "dude were 40 mins till we land cant this just wait? " . He stops dead in his tracks. I pull my hat over my eyes and drop off for the remainder of the flight. As we land a guy from across the asile tapps me on the shoulder and starts to tell jokes. (Nice guy) then hands me 2 $1,000,000 bills for my kids to have. The techno geek next to me has put his papers and lap top away without waking me. Arrrrg..... ANy how I beat the snow storm home, no delays. A freind picked me up ay the airport and I was happy. My body must have just been exhausted I was in bed by 11pm and crashed out. Crazy dreams and a good nights rest. I actually played hookey today. SO that made it even better. At 10 pm I went out to shovel it was weird NO one was out. It was like a ghost town, no drivers no other shovelers nothing just the sound of snow falling and me. That was kinda nice , it let me just work with out thinking. Glad to be home.... BTW had a gyro today --NO GYROS IN WICHITA....