A straight razor shave...

I had a quick email or two with a friend of mine about the need to be
pampered. I feel like I'm so out of it ; that I have ignored my self so
much that I need to be pampered. Most men do not do this or would even
consider this. Right now I would love the full Eddie Murphy treatment ala
Coming to America. I would love to be hand washed head to toe. Hair cleaned
and brushed, Nails cleaned and clipped, straight razor shave, Hot towel on
the face along with a real boar bristle soap brush application, full hair
cut, have a pedicure and manicure, 2 coats of clear coat on the nails,
rough spots buffed out on my elbows, slathered in lotions, egg peel facial,
seaweed mask, eyebrows plucked,Mud bath ,salt scrub, Massage on my back
legs and arms, full body wax/shave, hell I might even ask for a Brazilian.
Ha! It sounds like I'm describing a car getting detailed. Its better than
my usual 2.5 minute shower that I take. With the kids its always a
challenge to find time for your self to do anything outside the basics.
I have a friend that would take a shower that took more than 20
minutes on a regular basis. He would shower until he used up. In case you
didn't know a hot water heater hold 40 gallons of hot water. He looked like
he was washed like Karen Silkwood. His skin was constantly pink from the
shower from over scrubbing. In the house he bought he swapped the heater
out and put in a 50 gallon heater to accommodate his hot water over usage.
He's in the military now so I expect hes down to a shower when he cat get
it while in Kuwait.
Anyways because I cant afford in both money and time for a full pamper
session I'm off to take a bath with my .99 cent bath ball and scented
candle .......If I have 20 minutes. I hope that you all can make time for
some well needed pampering. Peace.